Chapter 2

The Lonesome Chronicles

Book 1: The Adventures of a Regular Boy

Chapter 2:

The Woods of Whatever
Starring:

Dan the do-er

Lonesome

The Story Teller

Wazle

Wizle

STORY TELLER

Oh THE OVER THERE…………………………. Here we find Wizle and Wazle in the Woods of Whatever. Wizle and Wazle are short eccentric creatures, who always go everywhere together and live inside of large hill like creature called the Hoobik. They were hopping along one morning until they came across something they had never seen before………..

WIZLE

What the funazicle is that?

WAZLE

I think it’s a….a……

WIZLE

Hey…..HEY….hey wake up!

WAZLE

Ya you're in the way.

WIZLE

Ya………….. in the way.

WAZLE

Who are you?

WIZLE

Ya, who are you?

THE STORY TELLER

The boy started to wake up but could not quite make out what was going on and he just kind of yelled the first thing in his mind.

LONESOME

I AM LONESOME!

WAZLE

What a silly name.

WIZLE

Well Lonesome, my name is Wizle and this is Wazle.

WAZLE

No, I'm Wizle,that is Wazle.

WIZLE

No, you're Wizle.

WAZLE

That’s what I said.

LONESOME

Where am I?………Wait.....This is my dream. Oh……..oh I am dreaming…(sigh)

WAZLE

What's a dream?

WIZLE

I think it's that smell a gooker gets after it eats.

WAZLE

Hahahahaha

DAN

I see you have met Wizle and Wazle...Hello my name is Dan…Dan the do-er.

LONESOME

Nice to meet you. I’m…

WIZLE

He is Lonesome and he is ours. Back off do-er.

WAZLE

Ya, back off.

LONESOME

And who is that behind you?

DAN

Oh, that’s just me.

LONESOME

No behind you.

WIZLE

He's a do-er.

WAZLE

One mind, one spirit. 9 bodies.

LONESOME

Oh...ok. And what are you?

WAZLE

I'm Wizle.

WIZLE

And I'm Wazle.

DAN

You two have it backwards again.

WIZLE

Oh sorry.

WAZLE

Ya, sorry.

DAN

And you, what are you?

LONESOME

I don’t know.

DAN

Well, that makes 10 of us.

LONESOME

i guess....i am a boy

DAN

i have never heard of that thing. Well then, we will have to get you documented

LONESOME

What?

WIZLE

It’s a simple process.

WAZLE

The wise heads request that all things that are new are made to be known.

LONESOME

But…

DAN

Come along then.

LONESOME

Well ok. What about them?

WAZLE

Oh, don’t worry about us.

WIZLE

I am sure we will see you again.

DAN

Ta ta.

WAZLE and WIZLE

Zuzu.

LONESOME

Nice to meet you. I hope to dream of you again.

DAN

Now, you're gonna wanna look out for the DOOBLY

LONESOME

Ha, ha. The what now?

DAN

Doobly. Young do-ers. See there are some now.

LONESOME

Wow!

DAN

Ya, they tend to be a nuisance.

Keep clear of them.

LONESOME

What a fantastic dream...........

DAN

I think you meen fantazmic............ Oh, look its...

DAN 2

Me.

LONESOME

This is a little strange.

DAN

It takes some...

DAN 2

getting use to.

DAN

I

DAN 3

Understand

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