Chapter 6



The Lonesome Chronicles

Book 1: The Adventures of a Regular Boy

Chapter 6

THE LAND OF MISPLACED FACES
Starring:

Wizle

Wazle

Dan the do-er

Lonesome

Do-not

THE STORY TELLER

Do-nots mostly live in the Badland and are eaten alive by monsters, slowly, over many years. Oh, Don't Worry! They are not like you; they do not feel pain. When the body is gone the face of the do-not goes to live in the Land of Misplaced Faces. Over time the face will change and begin to grow a new body and return to Badland to become a monster.

However, the Land of Misplaced Faces is such that any head exposed will instantly misplace its face, forever.

WIZLE

Ok then, everyone cover your faces.

WAZLE

Do not expose your face or it will leave you...

WIZLE

...forever.

WAZLE

No matter what you hear...

WIZLE

...keep your face covered.

WAZLE

We will be just fine.

WIZLE

The hoobz is always safe.

DAN 1

Yes, I read it in The Great Book of Everythingness.

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What's that?

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WIZLE

Its just the Misplaced Faces.

WAZLE

Don’t mind them.

WIZLE

Ya, don’t mind them.

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DAN 1

Oh, no!

WIZLE

You idiot!

WAZLE

You just had to look.

DAN 1

I seem to have...

DAN 2

...misplaced my face! It is leaving my…my……..KDJNFSNOLIKERNGMNSDKLGN!

DAN 1

Oh, my! What shall I do now?

WIZLE

Take that body back home.

WAZLE

Ya and do some thing that requires no face.

DAN 1

Ok...

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